In an effort to help rescue friendships across the country, I am putting forth the Polka Dots Guide to Fabulous Gift Gifting.
You may not recognize yourself as a Lame Gift Giver, so here are a couple of exercises to go through and determine if you have perhaps strayed from your lady-like upbringing and given in to the temptation, convenience or forgetfullness that breeds the condition known as: Lame Gift-Giving Syndrome.
If you bought a gift from a store that had shopping carts, it is probably a Lame Gift.
If you picked up your gift along with any of the following: your prescription/your dry cleaning/a frozen pizza/a package of tube socks/a tank of gas, it is almost definitely a Lame Gift.
If you placed your gift on a rubber conveyor belt prior to paying for it, it is very likely a Lame Gift.
Don't stress. It happens to the best of us. Here's how to avoid letting it happen again.
Shop early - as in one full calendar month early. You know who's birthdays, anniversaries, and weddings are coming up, right? (If not, get an Agenda Book already!) So at the beginning of each new month, see what gifts you need to order for next month and get it done BEFORE this month ends.
Congratulations. Kiss your nightmares of being tagged a Lame Gift-Giver good-bye.
Sadly, this doesn't always mean that you won't be a Lame Gift Receiver.
A Party Girl's work is never done... (sigh).
Cheers,
Heather
